Thursday, January 25, 2024
MAGA Extremists and the Authoritarian Dangers of a Red Hat
Some indicators that you may be a MAGA extremist.
- You’re selfishly unwilling to take a cut in income and living standards for the collective good.
- You fail to see that taking selfies in the Capitol is an insurrection.
- You think random unvetted strangers from all over the world coming into your country and neighborhoods is a bad thing.
- You hold the bizarre and authoritarian view that violent criminals should be punished.
- You actually think that the American government should be acting in America’s interest.
- You actually think that children belong to their families. Didn’t you get the memo — “they’re all of our children…comrade.”
- You have the obvious totalitarian notion that men and woman are different.
- You refuse to commit an infinite number of pronouns to memory and support the demands of the one-percenters (actually most of these orientation varieties comprise less than one percent of the population).
- You hold the antiquated notion that America is a sovereign nation and refuse to obey the UN, the WEF, and Greta Thunberg.
- You think you can just reject the latest vaccine out of some stupid concern that it occasionally causes death or neurological damage.
- You think you should be allowed to seek information from a variety of sources and are skeptical of information approved by the state and corporate media.
- You kind of like America and its founding documents.
- You still think you’re allowed to protest government policies you disagree with.
- You actually think that mass unsolicited mail-in ballots, drop boxes, and ballot harvesters open elections to fraud.
- You think your kids should be taught reading, writing and arithmetic in school.
- You fail to acknowledge that some racial groups are born noble and others evil.
- Finally, you may be a MAGA extremist if Joe Biden and Merrick Garland say you are.
Remember what MAGA means — make America great again. ‘Tells ya everything ya need to know.
